Funniest Football quotes of all time - Part 2

After a very good response to the first part, I couldn’t resist making this one. This list will include even more legendary and outrageously hilarious quotes along with the witty ones too.

“I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach. . .”

- You seriously need a class in Biology Ray Wilkins

“If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

- As if it was rocket science! Well done Brian Moore.

“What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.”

- Once again, our legendary quote machine Keegan.

“In comparison, there’s no comparison.”

- John Lyall, WTF Seriously?!

“Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.”

- Masterclass by Malcolm McDonald.

“I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.”

- Former England U21 player Mark Draper

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

- Ahem, Norman? Is he like the cousin of Albert? (This one is from the “American” Football, but still couldn’t resist)

“And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.”

- You knew it as soon as you read it, yes it is our own Ron Atkinson.

“The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we come from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man.”

- The Only thing? The only thing?! – Dennis Law!

“I don’t think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona.”

- Ron Atkinson in action yet again!

“Julian Dicks is everywhere.It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

- This one was said on the Metro Radio

“When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1″

– Lawrie McMenemy, Um sorry, WHAT?

“I came to Nantes two years ago and it’s much the same today, except that it’s completely different.”

- Keegan in action once again!

‘Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair.’

- The BRIAN CLOUGH. Legendary and arrogant as always.

Think I missed a few once again? Share your views in the comments section.

Edited by Staff Editor
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