Suresh Kalmadi buys Kapil Thakur's slipper for Rs. 95 crores (Satire)

The slipper flung at Suresh Kalmadi by Kapil Thakur has been seized and retained by the New Delhi police.

Upon detailed examination, the slipper has been valued at Rs. 95 crores.

Suresh Kalmadi has arranged to purchase the slipper and pay Thakur the requisite sum, saying that he does not have time to process the necessary formalities.

Mr. Kalmadi has even waived a signed contract saying he has little time at his disposal.

Kapil Thakur is now officially the “best shoe salesman in the world” according to the Guinness Book of World Records. The patent to his innovative method of peddling slippers is, however, under dispute.

Preity Zinta invited Thakur to be a guest on the televised Guinness programme where he will be given an opportunity to better his record by selling slippers to other Indian politicians. A. Raja has agreed to be on the show.

(All facts and “quotes” are fictional except the slipper.)