Goodwill: How ill are your basketball skills?

Goodwill tournament features Skills.

Skills so ill they will kill you faster than a bottle filled

with poison pills will

while standing still

on the roof of Griffin’s Kia till

it runs on all Pistons driven off a cliff downhill

while Jill screams for Jack to go up the hill

and meet the car halfway, out of the drivewayso he might savethe pail of water to put in an ice trayto freeze the lice spray

and throw the can at the nice maid

to stave off as she’s being bitten aliveby obese micelying in wake to take the cheese slice

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while these eyes see thriceand my niece criesB’coz you hit the Hornets bee hiveand these bees flies,feast on the obese thighsof Grizzly bear while he eats pies.

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Iller than blowing the heartstringsin spring

by farting so hard you springup in the air through the rimand goaltend the 3 ball thrown by the King.

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Propelling and darting around cornerslike Chris Paul off screensstartling all mournersto each other foreigners,on downers

from the coroner’s drawerdown the hall you just blew past the last cornerwhile Matt bonnerhits a 3 off the far corner.

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Sicker dribble than death’s sicklesprinkled with pickleand an apple from the garden of Eveas an example to leaveyour shirt rolled at the sleeveto heave the apple at Stevewhile he hunts for Jobs

and throws lobs to Hakeem Warrickwhile he’s knee deep in porridgespilled by the bear from two paras above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjoQ6Vdc90

That’s how sick the skills are.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar8ZRfe1bvQ

Check out the Goodwill tournament in Kolkata from 12-15 April for display of sick skills.