Know your NBA teams: Southeast Division

For the uninitiated, a quick, brief, and heavily generalized look at the NBA teams of Southeast division.

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Bling!

Atlanta Hawks

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They are young and atheletic,but can’t beat Magic or Celtics.Their ship in mediocrity permanently docks,Since Dawkins left, they rue his loss, Atlanta Hawks.

Current record: 15-8

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Vintage Larry Brown trying to induce epilepsy in opponents

Charlotte Bobcats

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Coach Brown can wring a playoff spot from this bunch,They have Stephen Jackson who adds a scoring punch.Unfortunately, he’s the only scorer of the lot,Ladies and gents, 1st round fodder, Charlotte.

Current record: 8-13

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"Guys, we need two more."

Miami Heat

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This is the team to beat,provided they don’t fall apart.James, Wade and Bosh, make up the Miami Heat,too bad you need five to start.

Current record: 15-8

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"Wait, we start guys named Gee and McGee?"

Washington Wizards

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Wave a wand, cast a spell,do all you can, Wizards won’t do that well.John Wall and Arenas playing run and gun,may be the only exciting thing about Washington.

Current record: 6-15

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Superman, minus outside undies

Orlando Magic

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Dwight Howard, he of superman fame,his team to the finals, by himself can row.Provided he developes his low post game,and some Magic comes back in Orlando.

Current record: 15-7

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