LeBron James as quarterback?

LeBron James‘ focus isn’t where it should be…Again. Who can be surprised by this? (Getty Images)So, LeBron James wants to play in the NFL, huh? Leave it to the king of choking to let his mind wander elsewhere when the league that pays him millions of dollars & allows him to “spoil” us with his play is locked out. Only LeBron would tweet John Clayton asking him when is the deadline for a team to sign free agents? He says he was joking, but I’m not buying it. If James had 3 rings by now, I wouldn’t say shit about this. But we all know LeBron and winning don’t mix, don’t we? It’s like mixing Dane Cook and funny. It just doesn’t work. It never has, and it never will. Hopefully the LeBron nut huggers will eventually comprehend this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2B28F9xzd34

But go ahead, LeBron. Sign with the Seahawks (Pete Carroll had a LeBron jersey made up for him) and go over the middle and let Patrick Willis greet you. I’d pay money to see that. Think about it, how funny would it be to see James short arm a ball over the middle like Ricky Watters did in Philly in ’95? The more I think about it, I want this to happen. You know a team would at least give him a tryout. I mean, the Bears just signed Max Komar for Christ’s sake. and he’s 5’2. Don’t you think someone would give LeBron a shot? Think about the bums that are on your TV every week playing in this league. I’m sorry, I just can’t control my excitement at the image of seeing this douche get concussed.

And kudos to Stephen A. Smith for using the platform he had to put this choking little bitch in his place. I have grown tired of Smith’s routine the past several years, but he is right on the money here. What LeBron should be doing is acting like a leader of his fellow players, and trying to hammer out a new CBA. And when he’s not doing that, he should be in the gym working on developing a post game. But can we be surprised by this? The guy needs to have people talk about him, so that’s why he threw this out there. I’d love to see it, but I know he’s too big of a pussy to ever man up and put the pads on.