Limericks on NBA teams: Central Division

Limericks on NBA teams of Central Division, the Bulls, Bucks, Pacers, Pistons and Cavs.

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Chicago Bulls

*Outside their arena, a figure looms cool,tongue out, suspended in air, defying gravity’s rule.Higher than all he rose,Now usurped by Derrick Rose.Who strives to fill his shoes and the pews of Chicago Bulls.

Current record: 17-9

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55 points, double nickel

Milwaukee Bucks

*A few years ago, their play was tough to stomach.A year ago, their rookie dropped 55, mostly by luck.With a healthy Bogut,may make playoffs, but,that’s about as far as you can expect from Milwaukee Bucks.

Current record: 11-16___________________________________________________________________________________

Total 90 million $ contract

Detroit Pistons

*Earlier this decade, they left the world stunned,by beating the Lakers, who came in thrice World # 1.Perinnial East powerhouse,now have their fire doused,by fat contracts of Ben and Charlie, the Detroit Pistons.

Current record: 9-19___________________________________________________________________________________

Depressing sports history

Cleveland Cavaliers

*Cleveland sports makes you forget how to laugh,The man this team was built around, they no longer have,The departure of LeBronleft this team forlorn.From then on, they listlessly carry on, the Cleveland Cavs.

Current record: 8-20

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Indiana Pacers

*Like other teams, their sneakers they lace up,Once good, since the malice, still trying to brace up.Pulled along by Granger,gunning like Lone Ranger.Headed for a lottery pick, new dog old tricks, Indiana Pacers.

Current record: 13-14

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