Metta World Peace and Twitter: A match made in heaven

Ever since its inauguration, Twitter has seamlessly taken over the social networking world, with a growing amounts of celebs and athletes joining micro-blogging side; instant access to your daily gossip.

On the flip side, it has led to some of the biggest fails by athletes.

Ron Artest a.k.a Metta World Peace strongly makes a case of being the most fun athlete on Twitter right now.

Everyday he promises to not Tweet anymore

Everyday Metta promises to not tweet more:

Exactly 3 tweets later:

Again 7 tweets later:

In a couple of hours, Metta decided not to tweet for 2 months, then one month, then made up his mind and cut it to 3 days and still didn’t act on it.

A day later:

Metta’s identity disorder

A couple of years back Ron Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace but it seems like the change is still effecting him:

Constant vegetable examples?

Every now and then, Metta decides to use vegetables as metaphors, no wonder he makes children’s bedtime stories.

And the usual’s

Metta via Comedy Central (he took over the account to live tweet Game 1 of the Finals).

And all of a sudden he remembers he’s a Laker.

Stay the same MVP.

I’m not tweeting for 2 months. I have to run some errands and do grocery shopping. Love you guys. Metta out aka peace out

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 9, 2013

Ok. I’m not tweeting for a month KM

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 9, 2013

I’m not tweeting for three days

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 9, 2013

Tonight is my last night on twitter. I am giving my acct away.I’m going to the mountains to mettatate.So I will entertain yal one last time.

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 10, 2013

Ron artest called Metta a dishwasher face for not following people back.so don’t blame ron. Blame Metta

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 9, 2013

K. Rain check I feel like opening up conversation to u guys with ron and Metta. Do yal want replys from both of these classy n unique guys?

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 9, 2013

Ok . This is Metta. Ron will be taking over twitter for the next hr. I’m going to sleep. Goodnight!

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 9, 2013

This is Metta. Ron just threw water in my face and said how does it feel!!!!I’m so pissed! Should I attack him!????

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 9, 2013

I want to meet Ron , face to face, on Fox TV. A live battle. I will settle the score!!!

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 9, 2013

Miami is bringing the lettuce!!!!!!!!No matter good the spurs burger is, if Miami brings the lettuce , they win!!

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 10, 2013

Btw: Miami brought the lettuce tonight! San Antonio went for the chicken club.Meaning: they looked confused

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 10, 2013

The Spurs trusted their Cheese BurgerThe Heat Cheese Burger was not cooked and the lettuce never showed up

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 7, 2013

MONEY CAN NOT HURT YOU , PEOPLE CANMONEY CAN NOT LOVE YOU , PEOPLE CANMONEY CAN NOT BRING FUN MEMORIESBUT GREAT TIMES CANLOVE LIFE

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) May 27, 2013

My mother always told me that “A toe nail is not a nail with out a toe”

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) June 7, 2013

Lakers!!!!!!!!!!Lakers!!!!!!I love my team!!!!

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 10, 2013

Hey , this is uh!!!

— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) June 9, 2013