The worst NBA couple ever

I want to throw up when I look at these two. Cool pit stains, Kris. #DoucheAlert.

New York Post– Rumors are swirling that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are on the brink of splitting, just two months into their marriage.

Star reports that Kardashian may have already consulted a “top divorce lawyer,” as she was spotted on said lawyer’s floor in a New York office building. The magazine claims that Kardashian is fed up with Humphries’ partying while he is out of a job thanks to the NBA lockout. It reported that Humphries has been spotted partying in both Miami and New York without Kim, getting flirty with multiple women and “acting like a single man.”

“Kris takes other girls’ cell phone numbers all the time,” a source said. “To be honest, I don’t think Kris truly loves Kim. And I don’t think he ever really did.”

Life & Style alleges that on a recent trip to Toronto, Humphries contacted his ex-girlfriend, Bianka Kamber. The magazine also spoke to a “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” producer who told them, “Kim’s mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn’t a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don’t include Kris very much.”

Since returning from Dubai on Sunday, Kardashian has only been spotted with her new husband once, when they went to dinner at STK Restaurant last night. But a source tells Hollywood Life that the date was just for show. “They came in kind of separated,” the witness said.

Meanwhile, Kardashian took pal La La Anthony to the Angel Ball on Monday night and flew solo to last night’s Huffington Post Game Changers Awards last night.

Who had the under in the 3 month marriage pool for the dram queen and the nerdy over hyped NBA player? If you did, let me applaud you. Who could have ever guessed that two months into this disaster, the D word is already being talked about??? I am completely shocked by this news. Let’s be real, anyone surprised that Kris takes other girls phone numbers should be slapped. He’s an NBA player, it’s a part of their contracts. And who can be surprised that he is living it up during the lockout? This guy loves celebrity way more than he loves basketball. If he was married to the game instead of the Botox queen, he would be prepping to have a great season and pay off that ridiculous ring he got said whore. This guy only anted the spotlight that came with marrying Ms. Cellulite, that’s why he calls his ex. And yes, Kim’s drama filled self sucks too. Who gets married on a whim to this walking tard? There isn’t one cool thing about Kris Humphries. Not one. I couldn’t be happier that this is falling apart. The Titanic didn’t sink this fast. The best part is waiting to find out which sap pro athlete will hit that next and catch Kim’s herpes.