10 Most Outlandish Quotes by LaVar Ball

1.) "I would kill Michael Jordan One-on-One

I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one

Yeah, you heard it right. If you thought LaVar beating LeBron was unbelievable, he takes is a step further. This is easily the most outlandish comment that LaVar Ball has ever spoken out of his mouth, yet.

“Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one.” (via Josh Peters, USA Today)

Not only did he openly state that the GOAT would be no match for him, but he also layed out the blueprint of how he was going to beat him:

“I would just back in and lift him off the ground and call a foul every time he fouls me when I do a jump hook to the right or the left. He cannot stop me one-on-one. He better make every shot’ cause he can’t go around me. He’s not fast enough. And he can only make so many shots outside before I make every bucket under the rim.”

For those of you who think LaVar’s claim is blasphemous, let us tell you his prolific basketball background. He played 26 games at Washington State during the 1987-88 season, averaging eye-poping 2.2 points and 2.3 rebound per game. Just to remind, ‘his airness’ during that year was averaging a sub-par 31.2 points, 5.3 assists, 4.9 rebounds, 2.8 steals and 1.4 blocks per game. Still think LaVar cannot beat Jordan one-on-one? For those of you who haven’t seen the self-proclaimed GOAT in action, it isn’t pretty.

When word of this made its way to Jordan's ears, he had a great response:

"It doesn't deserve a response, but I'm going to give it to you because you asked the question. I don't think he could beat me if i was on one leg."

LaVar has had plenty of outrageous comments during his brief time in the spotlight, and there is undoubtedly more to come. But, he has set the bar pretty high with this one.

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