10 reasons why it's tough to be an Indian cricketer

3. If you’re doing ads, you better score a lot

Dandruff Shampoo okay but runs should also flow like Tattad Tattad

If you are flaunting your dandruff free hair on the telly with the latest Bollywood bombshell, you better be ready to flex your muscles with the bat when India is chasing a huge score . Always remember, the number of biscuits you eat on screen is directly proportional to the number of boundaries you hit and if you’re a bowler, oh sorry, you don’t need to worry, you won’t get ads anyway.

So young batsmen be careful, be very careful and remember what Yuvraj Singh said, “Jab tak balla chal raha hai….thhat hai…warna….”

4. If India wins, matches are fixed

That towel!

“India aj jeet raha hai…yeah to fix hai fir!” - Another absurd reasoning that every Indian cricketer has to live with. Since the time Hansie Cronje confessed, every Indian cricketer has definitely heard this at least once in their life. You drop a catch – match fixed. You get out for a duck – “paise liye hai” and thanks to Sreesanth, now you can’t even wipe you sweat off with a towel.