A collection of satirical dibbly dobblers

A collection of my efforts at satire for both Pavilion Opinions and Alternative Cricket(AC). I hope one or two might tickle one or two of you.On the knee-jerk reactions to the UK riots and England’s no.1 Test ranking. I am not a retired Brigadier: What has happened to my country?

On condemnation of Praveen Kumar‘s awfulness: Chris Broad charges Kumar with ‘conduct unbecoming of even my own family’

On England number three’s boozy confession: Shots nearly ruined my career, claims Trott

On Sangakkara’s intrusive hacking of the politicians’ sensibilities: Sangakkara ‘invaded of our privacy’ say Sri Lanka board

On the ICC’s latest but one technological morass: ODI bats must be wrapped in hypercolor T-shirts, says ICC

On the agenda for the ICC’s annual talking shop: Pavops exclusive – ICC conference speakers revealed

On India’s DRS ban and Trott’s window smash-up (AC): “Tour hotels must have VHS,” say BCCI

On the corruption scandal at FIFA (AC): ICC ‘delighted’ at getting Warner on board

On Zaheer Khan‘s complaints about past India coaches: Chappell’s tenure the worst phase of my career, says Hilditch

On cricket and football’s irresistible forces: If Barca played cricket…

On US evangelist predictions of Armageddon: Warne relieved world not ended by his retirement

On the Max Mosley spanking libel case and Dada’s return to the IPL (AC): Ganguly in Human Rights Controversy

On the fake World Cup trophy furore and the Associates exclusion: ICC accused of presenting “tacky imitation of governance”

On the Aussie captaincy and a an embarrassing CC faux pas: “Have a go at my ex!” says ‘Ricky’ in leaked email debauchery

On the political hijacking of the India-Pakistan semi-final: Elgin Marbles to attend Mohali semi, says Hunt

On Richard Littlejohn’s call for a boycott of a minute’s silence for victims for the Japanese earthquake (AC): “Ban Sri Lankan anthem” says Littlejohn

On the Republican hearings in the US and Kamran Akmal: “McCarthyite” ICC accuses Pakistan of harbouring incompetents

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