Ashes 2017: 5 new chants by the Barmy Army

Mark Stoneman

Surrey batsman Mark Stoneman, at 30, is still considered a relative rookie on the English cricket team. That said, however, Stoneman fired - and well - on Day 1 of the Ashes. With Alastair Cook departing early, Stoneman and James Vince set up a strong 125-run partnership - with Stoneman eventually bowled for 53 by Pat Cummins, who would also go on to scalp skipper Joe Root.

at hasn't stopped English fans from trolling him regardless - and here's the Barmy Army's chant for him, set to the tune of popular cartoon The Flintstones - which conveniently shares part of the player's name:

Stoneman, Rocky Stoneman

He’s England’s choice to bat with Cookie

From the land of Geordies

His favourite food’s a Gregg pasty