Classic Cricket Jokes

The Indian Cricket Team carry huge expectations of 1.2 billion people everytime they walk onto the field. Sometimes they succeed, sometimes, well…they don’t! We love them, loathe them and even at times, laugh at them! Sportskeeda presents an attempt to tickle your funny bone. Have a laugh!

Q. What do Dhoni and Michael Jackson have in common?A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What’s the Indian version of LBW?

A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. What is Sehwag’s favourite movie?

A. Gone in 60 seconds.

On winning the toss,Clarke to Dhoni: “Mate, you can bat.”

Dhoni: “You think so? Thanks for the encouragement!”

Q: Where do Indian Batsman perform their best?A: In Advertisments!

Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?A: The walk back to the pavilion.

Q: How should the Indian coach reshuffle the Indian batting order?A: Move Extras up the order.

Ricky Ponting to Librarian: “Do you have any book on Indian batsmen?”

Librarian: “No, they’re all out!”

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?A: The entire Indian innings!

Q: What is the height of optimism?

A: Dhoni coming out to bat after applying sunscreen on his face!

Santa asked Banta for help on a crossword puzzle the other day. It said ‘India( 3, 4 8, 10…).’

Banta : “You stupid, that’s not a crossword puzzle, that’s yesterday’s scorecard!”

Q: What is the difference between an Indian fielder and a condom?A: One drops a catch and other catches a drop!

Dhoni’s friend: “Hey MS, let’s meet up and have a drink!”

Dhoni: “Feeling tired. I’ve just been banned. I’ll catch you later!”

Dhoni’s friend: “Wish I could believe you. Since you’re the wicket-keeper of the Indian team, you’re likely to drop me!”

Ravi Shastri on India’s T20 World Cup win: A thrilling encounter which was ended by a single mistake from Misbah! Your views?

Dhoni: You’re right Ravi. Misbah told me, while lofting the ball, he planned to hit where there would be no fielder present. Little did he know that there’s a Malayali in every corner of the world!

- Rishabh Thomas & Jaideep Chakrabarty