Cricket Resolutions 2013

As 2012 comes to an end , here are some of the resolutions that our cricket players may take or wish :)

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1. V Sehwag will not sleep at slips.

2. Dermott Reeve’s freelancing arms will listen to him while he does Cricket analysis.

3. Danny Morrinson will Keep calm and shout.

4. Ravi Shastri will be called in by NASA for the discussion of the wire which had held so many matches so far.

5. Sangakarra will give an MCC Spirit of cricket speech on how to appeal.

6. Rahul sharma will strictly drink only Frooti in all parties

7. Shahid Afridi will celebrate his 18th birthday better than he did last time.

8. Arun Lal will try to comment more on Cricket than on birds and ties.

9. Ross Taylor will look to go offside.

10. G Smith and R Levi will recognize about the existence of offside.

11. India vs Sri Lanka will become a daily soap series. (BCCI likes this)

12. Ravi Shastri will meet his doctor and stop getting the feelings.

13. G Gambhir will stop giving miss call while running.

14. Torress will look to score more goals than offside for India

15. Dinda will look to jump higher and wave to Dada in commentary before bowling.

16. Rain will continue to be the top performer for Sri Lanka.

17. Malinga will make Kohli as his bowling coach. (A Morkel likes this)

18. KP will use cryptography to protect his texts.

19. MSD will go for placements courses to improve his field placements in tests.

20. Bopara will meet Rohit and sort their batting talent.

21. S Malik will realize he can score against teams other than India too.

22. Chawla will find reason to be in the Indian Cricket team.

23. Sri Lanka will have a special camp for new captains in the squad.

24. G Gambhir will become brand ambassador for Poke on Facebook.

25. Shane Watson will look to play two test matches without being injured.

26.Harbhajan will try to spin the ball somehow.

27. V Sehwag will try to bend while fielding.

28. Shahid Afridi will look to taste better cricket balls.

29. Sir Ravi Jadeja will try to bowl in t20s.

30. S Broad will redefine appealing for DRS.

All of them are just thoughts, feedback appreciated :)

Wishing you all a very Happy New Year :)