How the cricketing world celebrates Valentine's Day

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It is that time of the year when love is in the air. Members of the cricketing fraternity would never let go of the chance to pour out their hearts. This is just a mock take on how would they propose to their better halves. Please note, this doesn’t pick on any traits of their wives or girlfriends. This has been created for fun, and not with the intentions of hurting anybody’s sentiments; I hope it is met with love.

Suresh Raina’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.Check love DM, sent by my nephew.

Rahul Dravid’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.I love you. Please somewhere, give me back my due.

Sachin Tendulkar’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.Please don’t think that I am too good to be true.

Ravi Shastri’s Valentine:Roses are Red,My love for you will soar like the tracer bullet.Violets are blue,For you, even with the doctor’s orders, I’ll be through.

Rohit Sharma’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.Say yes. Then it’ll just be talent, potential, me and you.

Mahinder Singh Dhoni’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.Well of course, I have N Srinivasan in my pockets, maybe I know voodoo.

Kevin Pieterson’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.For you, I have even reconciled with the rest of the crew.

Manoj Tiwary’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.Just like the bench, I will be stuck to you with glue.

Krishnamachari Srikkanth’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.To impress you in writing, I’m working on a font which captures broken English, Hindi, a nasal tang and Hebrew.

Siddharth Mallya’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.My plan is simple: I’ll get you drunk and then we’ll screw.

Navjot Singh Sidhu’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.Love is like my TV commentary, it needs no language, oye Guru.

Cricket South Africa’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.We’ve had our chances, but we choked and blew.

BCCI’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.We don’t need any damn poem. Come on all, stand in a queue.

ECB’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.For you, we will open our immigration bureau.

Arun Lal’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.I think this poem makes no sense shampoo.

Danny Morrison’s Valentine:<Raise noise by 10 Decibel levels>Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.Anything for you, just don’t ask me to shoo.

Ravindra Jadeja, the million dollar baby and always the rebel, did not rely on the common path of writing  poems to impress girls; just like he has never relied on the common path of showcasing his cricketing skills to impress selectors .

Ravindra Jadeja, the million dollar baby and always the rebel, did not rely on the commoner path of writing poems to impress girls; just like he has never relied on cricketing skills to impress selectors.

Chris Gayle’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.I’ll love you back; I just need a contract in lieu.

Vinod Kambli’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.You betrayed me? Boohoo!!

AN Sharma (Sehwag’s coach)’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.So what if he has not performed, you are partial and have personal problems if you don’t say yes to Viru.

Harbhajan Singh’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.I made so many large. Now I need to rush to the loo.

Virat Kohli’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.Are you saying yes, or with my Celcon Mobile, should I woo?

Dale Steyn’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.I’ve taken your wicket, this way to the pavilion. Adieu!!

Praveen Kumar’s Valentine.Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.<Head Butts>%&@%##. G**du.

Shane Warne’s Valentine:Roses are Red..Hey forget the poem, let’s straight get to bed.

Ishant Sharma’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.For you, I will even change my hairdo.

Last, but never the least, Sachin Tendulkar’s Valentine:Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.There. Another record to my name: In this article, I am the only one to make appearance number two.

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