Humour: 5 alternate career options for David Warner

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Last but not the least, David Warner can become an author. Warner can spend the year reflecting on his past and write an autobiography. It has 'bestseller' written all over it. Considering Warner’s colourful life, it will be a good read, maybe rated R. He can title it ‘Warne With An R’. Shane Warne can write the foreword.

If not an autobiography, Warner can write fiction. How about ‘The Sandpaper Chronicles?’ Or maybe write a self-help book titled ‘How To Make Enemies And Not Influence People’. He can also introspect and write a philosophical book, ‘David and The Ego Named Goliath’.

Author’s declaration

This is a humorous article and not intended to hurt anyone’s sentiments or feelings. The cricketing world is deeply saddened by Sandpaper Gate and the three cricketers involved are apologetic about it.

This article looks at the lighter side of things, which is the need of the hour considering the punishment has been laid out and the guilty are repenting. It is time to learn lessons and move ahead.