Satire: 5 Indian cricketers who will thrive in the Bigg Boss house

S Sreesanth

Sreesanth – A man with many talents!

If ever there is someone who has all the qualities that you need in a contestant to be in the Bigg Boss house, it has to be Sreesanth. He is god fearing, he dances, he is arrogant, he is childish, he is crazy and he’s committed (wherever there’s money). He cries, he gets slapped but does nothing, he tries to troll others and the list is just endless. Sreesanth will perhaps be the runaway winner of the show.

Harbhajan Singh

Harbhajan Singh – Can the Turbanator win the Big Boss?

Controversy is Harbhajan Singh’s second name. Be it the fight with Symonds, or lifting Nita Ambani, Bhajji has always been a character. His antics when the camera turns to him and the aggression with which he goes about everything is just what a Bigg Boss contestant should have in his armory. Now that Bhajji has started featuring in music videos of his own, there’s no better platform to showcase that side of his talent.

Virat Kohli

Virat Kohli – Don’t angry him

Despite featuring in a cell-phone ad, though missed calls are all he’s bothered about there as well, Bigg Boss would be a perfect setting for the guy who loves to be in the limelight, Virat Kohli. He need not bother about his image and he can use foul words all day, because that’s what people do in the Bigg Boss show. He would have mirrors all around to work on his hair-style and cameras looking at him from all corners, which is just what the doctor ordered. And, of course, there will be a few hot girls around. So, there’s plenty of hope for Virat Kohli.

Disclaimer: This is a humour article and shouldn’t be taken seriously.