Satire: MS Dhoni and N Srinivasan discuss IPL6 strategies - Phone Conversation

This is a work of fiction and is to be taken humorously

Chennai Super Kings owner N Srinivasan and captain MS Dhoni discussed team strategies for the upcoming Indian Premier League. The meeting took place over the phone and it was tapped by a hacker.

*Callertune* Chennai Super Kings ku periya whistle adinga…

MS Dhoni: Hello, Srini Sir.

N Srinivasan: Don’t call me Srini, Mahi. My astrologer has told me to inform you that. You can call me MC from today.

MS Dhoni: What?

N Srinivasan: Short for Master Champ.

MS Dhoni: Oops! I thought something else. I need to stop spending time with Virat Kohli.

N Srinivasan: That’s ok. Are we going to win IPL 6?

MS Dhoni: Well, of course. It’s all in your hands.

N Srinivasan: What? Come on.

MS Dhoni: Kidding MC. Let me talk to all the curators first.

N Srinivasan: Ok, who are our main threats? Mumbai is certainly one. They have too many star players.

MS Dhoni: But, they also have Bhajji and Rohit.

N Srinivasan: Haha, relief! What about Delhi, they are certainly a threat.

MS Dhoni: They’ve Irfan Pathan. We can win the game in his four overs.

N Srinivasan: Cool. What about Royal Challengers?

MS Dhoni: Haha! They have Saurabh Tiwary and Zaheer Khan. All-round advantage – yes, you read it right. All ‘ROUND’. Including Mallya Sir.

N Srinivasan: Muah! You’re my man, MS.

MS Dhoni. BC. Oops. MC. Sakshi is right next to me.

N Srinivasan: Well, we have a loophole too – Ravindra Jadeja. He does the opposite of what he has been asked to do. Always.

MS Dhoni: So, let’s tell him the opposite of what he has to do. For starters, let’s tell him to concede runs.

N Srinivasan. Big risk.

MS Dhoni: A risk not worth more than 2 Million US Dollars for sure. You know actually, they should have considered Jaddu as an overseas player. Have you seen his new hair style?

N Srinivasan: Haha! Speaking of which, who are our prospective overseas players this time?

MS Dhoni: Chris Gayle, Kevin Pietersen, Dale Steyn and Sunil Narine. Have a word with them.

N Srinivasan: Haha! You’re going to get me caught with your weird sense of humor. By the way, Raina is in good form too, he just scored a hundred in the Irani Trophy.

MS Dhoni: I heard the news and assumed it would be his nephew. Anyway, time to drink some milk. Bye, MC.

N Srinivasan: See you soon. Bye.

This is a work of fiction and is to be taken humorously