Shane Warne's Ten Labours post IPL 2011 (Satire)

Ten things that Shane Warne can do once he retires from the IPL:

1. Marry Elizabeth Hurley.
2. Coach or mentor the Rajasthan Royals (But, of course).
3. Commentate (Obviously).
4. Pen another autobiography. His first one’s titled “Shane Warne: My autobiography”.
5. Model and endorse Estee Lauder products.
6. Write an agony aunt column on dating, breaking-up and re-dating.Advice on Twitter as a dating tool included.
7. Act (in a Bollywood blockbuster co-starring Shilpa Shetty).
8. Run the Big Bash Down Under.
9. Represent Australia once more. (Come on, there’s no one even close to Warneyin the pipeline.)

10. Play 888 Poker.

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