SK Cricket Olympics: Virat Kohli, Andre Russell and Glenn Maxwell participate in 4x100 Metres Relay

5) India

MS Dhoni is the master of the photo-finish

Team: Virat Kohli, Ravindra Jadeja, MS Dhoni, Stuart Binny

Predicted finish: 1st

Experience: They were heavily influenced by movies like ‘Bhaag Milkha Bhaag’ and ‘Chak De India’

Star: MS Dhoni

The Indian team is one that has worked hard to get into the position it is in today. In comparison to their opponents, they did not have a history of being very athletic and had to put in extra effort to compete with the world’s best. Qualification was a bumpy road for India, they faced arch-rivals Pakistan in a do-or-die battle for the final spot, and won.

Virat Kohli will start things off for the Indians. Kohli was initially slated to anchor the race, but he insisted that he should be promoted to running the first leg. Sources have informed us that the screen-time for the racer that goes first is the highest and thus has promoted such a decision. Kohli is modelling himself on Cristiano Ronaldo and is one of the world’s best athletes now. He will perform admirably, while sparing a few harsh words for his opponents.

Ravindra Jadeja will pick up the baton in one swift movement, nearly throwing it to the next guy, before realising that he isn’t holding a cricket ball. Not to be outdone however, Jadeja completes his 100 metres in very quick time and hands it on to Binny.

Stuart Binny was a surprising choice in the Indian relay team with many experts questioning his place in the squad. It was later revealed that Binny is the perfect man for the job, having gained previous experience rushing in with the drinks during cricket matches at regular intervals. He will do a good job and pass it on to MS Dhoni.

MS Dhoni waits, looks around, waves to the audience, lets his opponents pass him before clicking into gear to perform the famed "finishing act". He will complete the 100 metres in record time with a perfect photo-finish as he wins gold for Team India!