Why Sreesanth will never be a part of the Kochi IPL team!

Shantakumaran Sreesanth, walking on the field nowadays, is a rarity. If he does, it is NOT a sight to behold. Sreesanth’s form has been almost predictably terrible, that one can visualize the batsman licking his lips when Sreesanth is given the ball. Despite his problems on the field, Sreesanth has declared his ambition to play for the newly formed Kochi IPL team. Let me give you one reason, albeit a very ludicrous one (like Sreesanth’s so-called bowling) as to why he will never be a part of the Kochi side.

As an optimist, I hope that the Kochi franchise will be named as the Kochi Katamarans, thereby moving away from the ugly tradition of naming IPL franchises in honor of kings. If indeed they are named as the Kochi Katamarans, they are never going to draft Sreesanth in their side because, Shantakumaran Sreesanth anagrams to “Katamarans shun rash teen”.