5 things that make you happy playing FIFA

#3 Forcing your opponent to quit out of rage

This gamer is just about to hit the end game button

Into the first thirty minutes of the match and you are already 3-0 up against your opponent. An unjustified penalty, a lucky rebound and another world-class goal has seen you take an unassuming lead.

You're already smiling and planning on adding to the misery of your opponent. There is no need of doing anything different as you are dominating the game. But then, just after you've finished celebrating your third with the robotic dance, you will be disconnected from the match.

Congratulations. You have just forced a rage quit from your opponent, and you can revel in that fact. Knowing that you were too hot to handle for your opponent will fill you with joy. Moreover, the fact that your opponent has been forced into despair and humiliation will make you ecstatic.