WWE 2K20: 5 new features we'd like to see (that are completely unreasonable)

#4 Real-Time John Cena Battle Rap Generator

"So, you think you're [INSERT ADJECTIVE HERE]"

Along the lines of the previous entry, we also want to see this concept taken even further. We want John Cena to return to his Doctor of Thuganomic persona (complete with a heel turn, of course) and create insulting freestyle raps about every character in the game - including ones made in the Create-A-Wrestler mode.

Obviously, it'll have to be voiced by the man himself - none of this sound-alike (in the loosest sense of the word) nonsense from WWE 2K19 - it has to be the John Cena speaking every word. Yuke's may have to create a virtual John Cena A.I. to put in the game, as John himself might be too busy right now filming Fast and Furious 17 or whatever and won't have time. They'll just have to make sure the A.I. doesn't become sentient and decide to launch all the nuclear missiles in the world to make sure that we truly can't "see him".

The more reasonable version: It actually would be cool to have more "throw-back" versions of Superstars available. Not that 2K hasn't been giving us this in the past - they've actually been really great about it. But, we're always up for even more.