10 funniest yet offensive chants in English football

Manchester United

#3 The Manchester banter

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In the last six premier league seasons, the title has landed in Manchester four times with the red and blue side splitting the difference. United fans often have a dig at their cross-city rivals about their low attendances with the chant claiming the Etihad has 20000 empty seats.

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The City is yours,

The City is yours,

20,000 empty seats,

Are you f**king sure?

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City, however, came back strong after thrashing the red devils 6-1 in their own backyard with a similar chant, mocking the United fans for leaving before the game had ended.

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It's only 3-1 It's only 3-1! 30,000 empty seats It's only 3-1.

It's only 4-1 It's only 4-1! 40,000 empty seats It's only 4-1.

It's only 5-1 It's only 5-1! 50,000 empty seats It's only 5-1

It's only 6-1 It's only 6-1! 60,000 empty seats It's only 6-1

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It should have been 10, It should have been 10

You lucky bastards, It should have been 10!!

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With the fiasco of the 2013 Champions League, United fans returned the favour with a hilarious chant about the forgettable competition.

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