10 funniest yet offensive chants in English football

Manchester United

#9 Stan Collymore

This one is a chant that's definitely catchy and funny, but when you understand the lyrics and the reference one does cringe. Derby fans have an unhealthy relationship with Nottingham forest, where Stan Collymore played for two years before joining Liverpool for a then English record fee of £8.5 million.

The chant mentions Collymore's physical assault of ex-girlfriend Ulrika Jonsson in Paris in 1998. But wait that's not even the worst part.

The song ends with Collymore breaking his leg in a game against derby while playing for Leicester, a game that the rams won 3-0.

Lyrics

Collymore's a w****r, he wears a w*****s hat,

he was a Forest b*****d, and then a Leicester t**t.

He went out with Urika, and beat her like an egg,

and when he came to Derby he broke his f*****g leg.

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