4. Cristiano Ronaldo - Calma Calma
Of course, he celebrated like that yesterday in the Super Copa first leg. If nothing, Ronaldo's career has been devoted to proving to the world that anything Leo Messi can do, he can do better - so when he scored an absolute stunner to give Madrid the lead and silence the Camp Nou, of course, he whipped out his shirt and held it up for the stadium to behold.
But as good as a brilliant "f***- you" as that wasn't his greatest celebration. That honour goes to him asking the 100,000 screaming Barcelona fans inside the Camp Nou to keep their calm... 'cos he's the goddamn King.
And every time he's done it he's just made it look more and more brilliant
Edited by Anirudh Menon