#2 Calum Chambers is Arsene Wenger's illegitimate love-child, no other reason he plays
Oh, Lord. Calum Chambers is still categorised as a professional footballer. Such are the footballing standards these days.
What must the likes of Fabio Cannavaro think when they watch displays of shocking defending like the ones the former Southampton man manages to churn out every time he gets on the pitch.
We honestly couldn't come up with a better theory to accurately assess why the manager keeps persisting with - the full-back turned centre-back wanting to play as a midfielder.
The man cannot and should not be allowed to touch a football, leave alone wear the red for Arsenal Football Club. I wish the deepest rungs of hell are reserved for those who see potential in the most abysmal defender in a side that has leaked 64 goals this season.