#1 Joleon Lescott – Sunderland
Put a fridge on the field, it would have run quicker than Joleon Lescott. Just as Sunderland were sinking into the quicksand, David Moyes called on his old Everton stalwart to help plug a leaky defence.
Unsurprisingly, it did not work out. He was in and out of the squad in a method so erratic that it seems like the Scotsman’s team sheets were to the tune of the Hokey Cokey and 33 minutes off the bench made as much impact as a fly landing on the pitch.
He did get a nice run out for what was essentially John Terry’s testimonial, so there’s that. Other than that, don’t expect the former England international to be anywhere near the top flight again anytime soon.
Edited by Staff Editor