11 ways to know that you are a Chelsea fan

#8 You relish in the misery of your London rivals

A victory against Arsenal and Tottenham tastes just that much sweeter

Nothing makes you happier than seeing your capital rivals struggle to keep pace with you. Arsenal is the butt of every joke (Liverpool if you’re talking about England) and you think Tottenham’s failed attempts at a title run are just too darn cute.

You will always be the first London club to win a European Cup (bragging rights for infinity). ‘Champions of Europe’ said no other London club ever!