#1 Gareth Bale to..... somewhere!
What's odd here is we still don't know where Gareth Bale's going, but what isn't is the fact that he's definitely on his way out.
The Welshman's relationship with manager Zinedine Zidane has been on the rocks ever since the French returned for a second stint at Real Madrid. He has dropped Bale from matchday squads regularly and even played him sparingly during this pre-season.
All's not well between him and Zizou. Heck, nothing is. That leaves the 30-year old with no choice but to head through the exit door, with the former even sensationally revealing that the club is currently negotiating his departure.
The million-dollar question is - WHERE? There were reports last week that Los Blancos rejected a bid from Chinese side Jiangsu Suning, who albeit offered to pay him £1 million a week for three years.
Since then, the club hasn't received any offer from any club, with no concrete reports linking him with any other side either.
As things stand, Bale's situation remains on the horns of a dilemma with no breakthrough in plain sight.