5 ways to be like Cristiano Ronaldo

#5 Shave every hour

Clearer than the Nile river

And the final ingredient to be like Cristiano Ronaldo is having a shaving blade. Not even a shade of facial hair should be seen if you want to be like the Real Madrid legend.

To make sure that you have a face as spotless and clean as a skinned chicken, you must shave every hour – every minute if you are someone like Anil Kapoor – and keep your face hairless. You should also hire someone to shave your face when you are asleep because 7-8 hours without shaving is a risk that you can’t afford to take.

If you follow all the aforementioned protocols, and add thousands of hours of training and a huge amount of talent and mental strength: wowza – congrats! – you will be like Cristiano Ronaldo.