#3 Hate Spurs
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Of course. Loving a team is not enough to convince the people that you love them, you must hate their rivals to prove your love. For example, I hate every girl in this world to proof my undying love for my girlfriend…except that I don’t have a girlfriend, but you get the point.
Hence, loving Arsenal alone isn’t good enough. You have to hate their rivals, too. And who better to hate than the only club that are better at being Arsenal than Arsenal themselves? Yes, Tottenham Hotspurs.
You could hate Chelsea, but that is a risk you better not take because they do this weird thing that Arsenal don’t: win trophies.
However, with Spurs, you get a club that is not only a specialist at screwing themselves up in the most hilarious of ways but also do it better than Arsenal. So it is easier to hate and mock them and get away with it.
Bring on the hate brigade, guys!
