7 steps to be an Arsenal fan

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#4 Moan about lack of signings

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Where is the money?

Once you have reached this level, it is time to place feelings on the club that you actually claim to care about. So far, all the points that have been listed have nothing to do with showing emotions for the club itself.

This one, however, changes all that.

Here, you begin to realise that despite having some great players, the club is well short of having a squad that lack the genuine quality to mount a serious title challenge. Yeah, Ozil and Alexis Sanchez are there, but they are partnered by Olivier Giroud, which is like having a surgery to enlarge your package, but then you realise that you are impotent.

So what are you supposed to do here? The answer is what every Arsenal fan does: moan.

No, no, no… not that moaning. This is the kind of moaning that irritates everybody. YOUR team didn’t sign the players it requires, so it is YOUR duty to make sure that you moan so much that OTHER teams’ fans get frustrated by it.

At the end of the day, you have made a completely random non-Arsenal fan exasperated with life, which means you are not alone anymore.

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