7 steps to be an Arsenal fan

#ArseneIN

Supporters of Arsene Wenger

You have to love the guy that runs your favourite club…when you are winning, that is. As an Arsenal fan, it is necessary for you to love Arsene Wenger when Arsenal are winning or have made some good signings. This is basically the first half of the season.

At this point of time, you should tweet posts with the hashtag #ArseneIN, where you label the Frenchman as the greatest manager the entire galaxy has ever seen and would let him in anywhere he wants, including your pants.

During this time, he signs a world class player to put a nice coating on the average players that he has already sign or will sign so that you get to say that, ‘we signed ’’. And then the season will start brilliantly and you will begin to act like your club are going to desecrate every other club, that are like minnows to your ever-burgeoning Goliath.

And then, the fall happens. That’s when you should tweet...