7 ways to know that you are a Real Madrid fan

#6 No matter what, Cristiano is better than Messi

Never accept that Messi is the better player

If you are a die-hard Madridista, then there is no way on planet earth you accept that Lionel Messi is better than Cristiano Ronaldo. It simply can’t happen.

You might accept the flat-earth theory, or that eating a vegan diet automatically makes you a better person, or that country music has great lyrics, but you will never claim that the Argentine is better than the Portugal captain.

It is said that in the Indian epic, Ramayana, Rama’s younger brother, Lakshmana, forewent sleep for 14 years because his mother asked him to not hold a single bad thought, even in his dreams, against his brother during his period of exile.

If you claim to be a Madridista and have dreams where you think that Messi is the better player, then you should forbid yourself from falling asleep.