Crawley Town trying to sign Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale

It’s transfer deadline day and League One side Crawley Town have big plans to sign players? Who? Why, the very best of course!

The club’s official Twitter account posted this picture of three kits in the dressing room with the names of Gareth Bale, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo on the backs.

The combined worth of these players is only about £270 million, but that isn’t stopping the social media team at Crawley from having a little fun. All they need are the players’ phone numbers.

Think they can secure these three signings in the next few hours?

Paperwork’s done. Helipad ready. Just need three squiggles. Can anyone help with phone numbers? #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/Zps7B6wkiG

— Crawley Town (@crawleytown) January 31, 2014