Euro 2016: 5 things that are quicker than Olivier Giroud

3) Aging of wine

Even wine ages faster than Giroud

They say that wine doesn’t age, that it gets better with time. However, there comes a time when it becomes sour like vinegar and, hence, undrinkable. Though, the thing with wine is that it takes a very long time before it becomes inconsumable—in most cases, more than a 100 years.

However, if Olivier Giroud was wine, he would be the best wine in the whole world simply because the aging would be so slow that people could drink it even after a 1000 years.

La Olivier Tortue would be an apt name for a wine that resembled him.