Euro 2016: 5 things that are quicker than Olivier Giroud

4) Drone Metal music

Drone Metal is pretty slow (Image credit: CVLTnation)

Have you ever listened to music so slow that a song is generally over 30 minutes long? Drone Metal is one of the many branches of metal music but is highly distinguishable when compared to others. For one, the music runs at 20-30 beats per minute, making it the slowest kind of music the world has ever produced.

Now if one were to make a new genre of music to honour Olivier Giroud, it would have to have about 5 beats per minute in order perfectly depict the Frenchman. The music would be so slow that it would cure insomnia in an instant because the listener would be lulled to sleep within moments.