Fans hijack #AskRio Worldwide Trend to post funny tweets

Manchester United‘s new twitter account came out with their first twitter Q&A session and to the greatest dismay, it rather turned out to be a big joke for the fans. Here are some of the funniest tweets we found out with the #AskRio hash tag. Cheer up United fans, at least it trended worldwide!

#AskRio Are you going to be ready to host a World Cup final in less than a year?

— The Football Project (@ftblproj) July 16, 2013

You’re leading England out at the Maracana in 2014, It’s your dream when suddenly Anton turns off the Xbox… How do you feel? #AskRio

— Russell Baldry (@RussellBaldry) July 16, 2013

@ManUtd Is Anderson the elephant in the room? #AskRio

— X-Min (@Sychlops) July 16, 2013

@ManUtd Do you sleep, shower and get your freak on all whilst still wearing the #5 hat @rioferdy5 #AskRio

— Sam Peoples (@PeoplesPerson_) July 16, 2013

#AskRio Have you ever participated in Camel Polo? And are camels participating, liable to face drug testing?

— SPOT thebluedog (@BlueSpot_Nic) July 16, 2013

#AskRio Cocaine is said to make you extremely high, but what’s the highest building you’ve ever been in?

— Bobby Power (@craigvpower) July 16, 2013

On a scale of Per Mertesacker to Usain Bolt, how quickly did you run away from that drugs test? #AskRio

— Tom (@tommcp21) July 16, 2013

Why are you like a parasite on football manager 2013 can’t get rid of you not even termination of your contract works #askrio

— Samuel J Craze (@SamuelCraze) July 16, 2013

#AskRio will you be changing position now Moyes is in charge? I heard he prefers is missionary.

— DRA (@Dean_Andz) July 16, 2013

#AskRio …why are you intent on looking like Jar Jar Binks when there is absolutely no chance of that character returning?

— Stormtrooper TK-471 (@trooperTK471) July 16, 2013

#AskRio Have you considered a career as an Anton Ferdinand impersonator after you retire?

— Max. Hello! (@maxjgri) July 16, 2013