The greatest Deluded Brendan tweets that will leave you in tears

By Shubham Mazumdar

Modified Nov 07, 2015 08:31 GMT

When David De Gea was left on the bench..

Man United's lineup is looking strong pic.twitter.com/WuaL4w7RkR
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) August 20, 2015

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Tough negotiation period.

@Tesco Got any deals on? I have a budget of £0 and preferably I'd like the product to be English and show great character.
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) June 16, 2015

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@DeludedBrendan Great news, Brendan. Please bear in mind our 28-day return policy, in case he does a 'Luke Shaw' over summer - Mike
— Tesco (@Tesco) July 1, 2015

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Brendan and his abbreviations.

Now I have a new strike force assembled Milner, Ings, Sterling and Sturridge (MISS)
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) June 8, 2015

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And, we wonder why did Sterling block Brendan on Twitter.

I see Raheem Sterling has already bought all his kids Man City kits. pic.twitter.com/CljROTZ6RS
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) July 15, 2015

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Seems legit.

FIFA World Rankings: 1. Argentina 2. Belgium 3. Germany 4. Colombia 5. Brazil 6. Portugal 7. Romania 8. Chile 9. Joe Allen 10. England
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) September 4, 2015

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Christian Benteke for Ballon d’Or? Sure.

If you rearrange the letters Christian Benteke, minus a few, then add a few it spells the word 'Ballon D'or'. Coincidence? I think not.
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) July 22, 2015

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No Champions League for Mr. and Mrs. Rodgers.

It's a weight off my mind not qualifying for Champions League. Me and Mrs Rodgers do Zumba on a Wednesday night so it's an inconvenience
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) May 9, 2015

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Can Lionel Messi do it on a cold night at Stoke? Yes. Didn’t think so.

When you consider it could be 6 or 7 nil I'd say 5-0 isn't that bad. Stoke is a tough place to come.
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) May 24, 2015

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Convincing someone to join you.

Hi @IngsDanny Number 31 shirt here with your name on it if you want. Next year is our year so get involved! pic.twitter.com/yKmHMjogDP
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) May 19, 2015

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Luis Suarez has great character, and there is only one man to thank.

What a player I created in Luis Suarez.
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) June 6, 2015

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Progress can come in many forms.

If you take Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City and Man United out of the equation then we are actually 1st. That in my mind is progress.
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) May 5, 2015

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Like this.

If you take away all the losses and the draws our form this season has been WWWWWWWWW That's title winning stuff
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) April 29, 2015

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Always watch out for people who are looking to take away your character.

The Chelsea scouts will do anything to get a look at Rickie Lambert. I told them he's not for sale pic.twitter.com/WY57U5EgkZ
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) May 14, 2015

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One of the most enlightening conversations on Twitter.