1. Cristiano Ronaldo as the Evil Queen from Snow White
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To see this one through, put all kinds of gender biases aside because in no way am I suggesting Cristiano Ronaldo is like a woman. Ronaldo fans back off.
We all remember the Evil Queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves – a jealous and selfish matriarch obsessed with being the best, in her case, being the most beautiful. What happens thereafter is famous. She uses her magical mirror to wreak havoc on the kingdom and have Snow White killed.
All of us also remember the one question she repeatedly asked it, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?’
The only football player who can pull off asking that question convincingly is Cristiano Ronaldo. His obsession with being the best is always on display for the world to see. Of course, he has been one of the best players in the world for quite some years now and his talent is unquestionable.
However, his efforts to always be better and his tantrums on the field, make him much like the Evil Queen herself. She was beautiful too, exceptionally so, but had to go that extra mile to make sure.
Imagine Ronaldo as soon as he wakes up in the morning – he goes up to a magical mirror, or more realistically, Siri or Cortana and asks, ‘Who is the best football player of them all?’
