5 ways how Carlos Henrique conned his way to being the best footballer who never played

#3 "I spent 8 seasons in France, and was the top scorer at my club"

Fabricated reports said he was a top goal-scorer

He really wasn't, you know. It wasn't even eight months. But, Kaiser did actually go to France to play for second division club Gazélec Ajaccio. He was supposedly a 'big signing' according to the French, and the club had arranged a training session with the fans to celebrate his arrival.

Afraid of being caught, Carlos kicked all the balls to the stands while kissing the club crest, which was seen as a way of 'showing love' for his new club.

However, his trick of faking injuries didn't work for long there and he returned to Brazil after a few months.

Kaiser had a great relationship with the sports journalists, and that helped him get articles printed to publicise his exploits in France, where he had 'spent 8 seasons and scored tons of goals' according to the articles.