La liga XI vs EPL XI (a fantasy match)

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One would just love to watch a match between these two teams because of many reasons .First of-course , everyone on this planet fantasized to see Messi and Ronaldo playing together and the other is to end the everlasting debate “which is strong league” ( In my opinion La-Liga is the stronger and Epl is better because its more interesting )No one can deny that la-liga is all about barca and madrid .But Epl is more exciting with more than 2 teams competing for the trophy (seems am biased towards epl , yeah I am actually :p).La-liga has great players and hence great teams (by great I mean strong and fine not exciting encounters necessarily)First lemme list my La-liga XI , which has calibre to beat any team in this world with ease.

1)Goal keeper :yeah of course its , Saint Iker casillas , the man himself who has been a champion in leading spain in euros and fifa wc , and madrid over the last decade and who has won every prominent trophy that hz been a part of.He certainly deserves more than any other player to be in this list.2)Right back:Danny , he is as good as an attacker or as a defender.Even in ticky-taka game of barca with so many accurate passers of the ball , he has his promninence and sure he is a team player . crosses the ball into penality area with precision and makes parellel runs with attackers.His price tag , says it all why this guy is here.3)RCB:Sergio Ramos,yeah , this guy on his day can be the best , but his winker characteristics are the things to be questioned.4)LCB:Gerard pique5)Left back :One from Alba,Coentrao or Marcelo can be filled in here.6)CDM:Xabi alonso . He can drbille across the best defender in the world and tackle the best attacker.He best suits for this holding mid fielder rol7)Xavi8)Ozil9)Ineista10)Messi11)Ronaldosubs:Falco,marcelo,pepe,fabregas,iker munian,

Formation:: 4-2-3-1Typical attacking formation these days , jose mourinho s typical formation.

Epl’s XI:hart/david De geaRafeal,luis,kompany,bainescarrick,fellanimata,vanpersie(c),rooney,balesubs:Jhonson,aguero,hazard,ivanovic,yaya,silva,suarez,agger

formation : 4-2-2-2

Oh…on the trott…van-persie will be leading the attack , rooney will be playing the role that best suits him , lying deep forward …mata and bale are perfect in their positions and can move into the box whenever needed.Actually , aguero should have started instead of rooney..But that might be a strategy of their boss , to have the argentine national in the second half.and coming to midfield carrick and felllani over hazard,yaya looks a bit of a gamble. Rafeal whos been in excellent form this season finds a place in starting XI .David luis , the big brazilian , why is he here ( no comments though On his day he can change the course of the match with in a blink of an eye.) , kompany and baines are the most deserving players in those positions than others.

Its just a fantasy game

and the refrees are howard webb and clautenberg(Oh my goodness… this makes 6 players of united on the pitch. :p )

Suarez too furious that he dint make it to playing XI, don’t want to sit in the dug yard with fellow players and decided to walk off. And the manager for this team is non-other than Roberto Di Mateo (manager for UCL winning side ryt so and he z jobless ryt now) .In the pre-match press conference he conveyed that his team is not going to follow his strategy of parking a bus , though he thinks its best plan to stop ronnie and messi who are coming together (twin storm may be).

Bet365 and bwin.com announced that la-liga’s side are favourites and Epl’s side are 2/5 to win according to paddy power.

There is a bit of rift between the players of La-liga , as the las-balncos and barca players owed that they ll b behaving friendly only during their national duties. Every one is busy in arguing and fighting except Falcao , he z bit bored and hence his morale is not as high as their manage pep Guardiola would fancy.

let the match begin . ( the usual Andy Gray and Martin Tyler way; sit down , lay back enjoy )0’ kick off:messi and ozil take the positions at kick-off and passes the ball to Xabi alonso , he passes it to xavi , then to iniesta , then to dany alves meanwhile this ticky-taka , casillas is taking a nap..Only barca players are passing between themselves and ball is not being passed to either ronnie,ozil or any other madrid player except Xabi alonso , even he is under a impression that he z playing for spain.Ramos makes a forward run , takes the ball and gives a aerial pass to ozil who z waiting at RW position , he dribbles across carrick and baines and crosses into the box for ronaldo who’s waiting for his first touch. He tries to do a Bicycle but messi charges into penality area from his CF position and heads the ball into nets, fantastic save by david de gea. Ronaldo is a bit furious and thought of taking fight back to messi by scoring the first goal. Corner to La-liga XI , iniesta to take the kick , manager asks the players to play for the team ( rather than asking it was like pleading , begging )Everyone agreed , and the corner was cleared by kompany.24’

OMG , great counter-attacking play by EPL’s team , now the ball is with mata , who’s making dani alves , ramos look bad with his skill and the these four (bale,rooney,vanpersie and mata ) are on a brilliant forward run.mata to fellani , fellani’s aerial pass to bale , bale to rooney , rooney to bale, bale to rooney , rooney to van perise and its a GOALLLLLLLLL!!!!

Van the man…Van persie with elegant first touch …casillas is helpless, its complete defending japery…32’ ..Di Mateo is elated and is jumping with joy.Its just 33′ , and the ball is back with La-liga XI , messi passes the back to xavi , xavi to alonso , alonso to ramos, to alves ronalod is furious and screams fuck ticky-taka gimme the ball and i ll show how to score without wasting time, even their captian Saint asks iniesta to pass the ball to ronaldo , baines makes a good tacke on iniesta to send the ball to carrick , now its carrick showing some class touches.

Throw in to EPl , rafeal to carrick , carrick to Xabi alonso makes an interception and passes the ball to Ronaldo . He just that kinda of guy who dooes nt want pass unless he has full faith of getting the ball back.so , he dribbes , dribbles , dribbles and take the ball into near the box.He trusts none other than his fellow portugese fabio coentao and 2 to 1 brilliant passes to make kompany and baines to hide their faces and asses.He shoots direct , the ball moves over the cross bar.

De gea passes it to kompany , he passes it back to De gea , who takes a long shot , fellani with an elbow on xavi and gets a yellow card. Xavi passes the ball to ozil , ozil is making great run along with messi in front of him , great threw ball to messi and the ball is in the back of the net , no the flag goes up.40’De gea passes it to Luis , who’s been busy till now and looks a bit jaded .His in-accurate pass to carrick , proved them costly , because of a brilliant interception by messi and a great threw ball into the box for ronaldo , he guides the ball past to David De gea with so much ease and composure (unlike the troll football legend Torres whos sitting in the stands to watch this match and learn something out of it.:p.. Nevamind , learn — implement node is missing in his head. Instead of a brain he has potato in it..)The whole world has been waiting for this moment , to watch the kinda celebration. Ronaldo gives his usual gesture ( u knw what ronaldo was meant der ( Mr Bean’s face) (:p) ) and then goes to messi to show his gratitude to the prodigy. Messi accepts it with his smile , hugs him and grooms his hair ( he too knws its half time , ronaldo should change his hair style )

Half time ..the score is 1-1.possession la liga 58 ::EPL 42.

yaya toure to replace fellani at the half time.

United duo (rooney and carrick to start the second half ) , pepe ready to replace to Gerard pique who s been off form , and he s limping too . May b his Milan is not allowing him to sleep at nights , he looks tired ( milan is new born child of pique-shakira ).The terminator is on the field now , and he tackles van persie from back and as usual begs his innocence , referee is pleased by his action and no card is give but only a free-kick from a potential goal scoring area. David luis comes forward to take the free-kick , Ten sports football pundits want Van persie or Rooney to take it…But the captain asks the specialist Bale to take it, and he did not disappoint his skipper , it’s a goal .Goal to bale

55′ ,…its 2-1 to EPL

Another replacement cming , Aguero to replace rooney.two infact , fabregas in for ozil ,

due to midfield replacements the game has gained a bit pace . and the battle is turning up more intense. Rough tackles are being engaged by both sides.The crowd is enjoying every bit of it so as our team by putting it here in this space.

The ball is with yaya he passes it to mata, the precision of his passing is as sharp as that of a sword that is used by Aragon ( LOTR)

mata passes the ball to iniesta , iniesta to rooney,rooney with a fantastic volley but it s saved by casillas.

76′ ..the casillas takes a long range pass to the left wing area, coentro takes it , he z not capable of holding it , he tries to pass to ronaldo but some how rafeal takes the control , noooo its a throw in to La-liga

Marcelo to replace Coentrao , the second usual Madrid substitution (first ofcourse higuain/higua-out (benzema))

He z definitely bit more pacy and rough. Pepe to take the throw in , ball is moving between those skilful legs of messi now, he z dribbling across the carrick and passes it to iniesta , iniesta to fabregas , a shot from outside of the box and its a brilliant goal from the super sub at 88′.What a goal that was…simply superb.

4 minutes of extra time added , can the la-liga do a Manchester united ( other name for come back ) ,

Replacement s for both teams:

agger in – luis out ; jhonson in – rafeal out.seems EPls manager wants more defending options on stake , he z happy with draw.such a coward

ball is now with ronaldo , he z dribbling jst out side the box , rough tackle by Daniel agger and a free kick is awarded.Whos goin to take the shot messi/ronaldo/xavi .Casillas wants Ronaldo to take it , and he takes it but the ball bounces back from the wood work , baines make a desperate attempt to clear it , but messi takes controls the ball and shooooooooots…..

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Its a goal at the last minute

La-liga 3 — Epl 2..

what a breath taking match dat was..

Man of the Match : Ineista

Edited by Staff Editor
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