Manchester United Vs Manchester City: The jokes, they are a changin'

So the game at Old Trafford ended 1-6 in favour of the visitors. It was United’s biggest home defeat since February 1955, and the first time they have let in 6 goals at Old Trafford since 1930. A game to forget in many ways for the Red Devils faithful. But that doesn’t stop us from compiling a list of hilarious one-liners that were trending Twitter, Facebook and other social networking sites post the match. Being a Man Utd supporter myself, I found most of these pretty funny, and more importantly, a distraction from the worst match as a Reds supporter.

Getting the usual CHAM16NS and BEL16VE digs – which are more of a reminder of what was achieved last season – out of the way, here are the best 25 one-liners:

1. Arsenal TV telecasts new soap this Sunday. Six and the City Season One starring Mario Balotelli. Episode One: Why Always Me?

2. Arsenal might 8-2 lose like that, but at least they 1-6 of their last 7 games.

3. United fans must be feeling 6 to their stomachs after that 1.

4. BREAKING NEWS: Manchester United hunting new striker by the name Juan-Six to partner Hugh Miliation up front.

Why always him?

5. If anyone finds the missing Manchester United defense, call 1800 16 16 16. No rewards for finding Evans though.

6. Micah Richards’ home was robbed on Sunday. The police wants to know where Ashley Young was between 1330 and 1530 hours.

7. You’d have to be 1-6 SOB to take pleasure in Man Utd getting stuffed at home.

8. It did indeed take a ‘rocket scientist’ to open the floodgates to Man Utd’s defeat.

9. Should ask De Gea what tastes better – Free doughnuts or humble pie.

10. “Hey Alex, what’s the time?” “Six past De Gea”.

11. Michael Carrick will sure experience an awkward moment the next time he pulls on his jersey and sees the number on it.

The awkward moment…

12. Statistically 1 out of 6 people in Manchester support Man City…1/6 of those who read this won’t get the joke.

13. What is the difference between a cab driver and Manchester United? A cab driver only lets in 5.

14. Noisy neighbours blamed for causing an earthquake of Magnitude of 1.6 on RICHter scale at Old Trafford.

15. Cheer up, Man Utd fans. Every cloud has a Silva lining.

16. Manchester United experienced a ‘Once in a Blue Moon’ defeat at Old Trafford.

17. Now playing: Why Always Me? – A comedy shot in Manchester, about 1 hour 6 mins long.

18. All the Man United players all look pretty upset. Except Rooney. He can’t count to 6. He just looks confused.

Rooney has some explaining to do.

19. United fans in Manchester who wish to give their City counterparts a gift this Christmas, just flip your merchandise saying ’19′.

20. Why did Man Utd lose so bad? ‘Coz Karma is a B16ch.

21. Moving on to cricket, India 1 by 6 wickets against England.

22. Balotelli was wearing printed underwear which he would have shown after his hat trick. Tevez just confirmed that he saw it .

23. Nothing stops our celebration tonight, whether our Diwali has come 6ar1y or our Dussehra is 1at6.

24. Balotelli to Rio Ferdinand playing bartender: 6 martinis on the rocks…Oh and 1 for yourself.

25. Alex Ferguson has just ordered the entire United team to meet him by Balotelli’s window.

This article is not intended in any way to poke fun at an individual or a club. Just a bit of fun at the expense of a few, nothing more, nothing less. This list was compiled with the help of Abhinav(abhinav14)

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PS: If you have any more jokes, feel free to leave them in the comments section.