4. The Believers
“No matter what happens, we WILL keep believing. We can still win the EPL! #BEL19VE“
5. The Non-Believers
“These players are crap. We can’t win anything with them.”
6. The “we-think-we’re-so-funny” Fans
“We laugh about the way we play, dis our players and even tease our friends for supporting United right now. But we’re United fans, alright. We just like trolling! #HowardWebbSucks”
7. The Trophy Maniacs
“What the hell is Moyes up to?! United should always remain on Top of the Table! Why get a mid-table manager? Why not get someone like Jose?”
(As if Jose will buy players from his own salary)
8. The Delusionists
They’ve been saying this since the last decade -
“Mera Ronaldo ayega, Zarroor Ayega
(My Ronaldo will come!! DAMN, He’ll come!!!)”
(YES, of course! Ronaldo is dying to play with Young-Cleverly-Valencia )