Wolfsburg forward and German international footballer Andre Schürrle certainly had one of the most interesting interviews of his life when he was mistaken for a professional Call of Duty / Counter Strike gamer by an oblivious interviewer. To his credit, the winger wasn’t offended at all and simply chose to adopt the persona of “Christian Chmiel, 2008 ESL pro-series champion” for several minutes instead.
The interview takes place in a Call of Duty launch event sponsored by Activision on the pretty popular German Twitch channel. The people doing the show told the host that he is an e-sport player and gave her a slightly altered Wikipedia article of Christian Chmiel.
The interview is in German, but Reddit User sueha provides a translation for the first part of the interview as follows:
Host: "I'm excited to do this spontaneous interview. Since it was so spontaneous, I was only given a Wikipedia article and I may now say hello to Christian Chmiel, who was 2008 ESL pro-series champion and is now back - hello, Christian."
Schürrle: "Hello. Nice to be here!!"
Host: "I'm surprised you can speak German because in my article it says you're from England and I wanted to talk English to you but you said "wie geht's" (German for 'how are you')"
Schürrle: "Yeah, my Mom is German and my Dad is from England but that may not be part of your Wikipedia article."
Host: "Nice, so you were raised bilingually?"
Schürrle: "Exactly."
Host: "I have a few questions for you. Do you think that Denial won deservedly against Revenge in this year's championships?"
Schürrle (laughing): "Once again please?"
Host: "Ok! Why are you laughing?"
Schürrle: "It's just... I played a few times against him and yeah..."
Host: "So he is a no-name to you?"
Schürrle: "Yeah, he had no chance, one has to say."
Host: "Okay, but at the tournament... Do you think that Denial won deservedly against Revenge?"
Schürrle: "Yeah, definitely, I think it was a good ga- Hahahaha"
Host: "Why is everybody laughing? Are you dumb? I mean not you (to Andre)"
Schürrle: "I guess I have to clear up something here..."
Reddit User taedison_ provides the translation of the rest of the interview. The German Version of the interview can be found here.
Host: Gunnar (Guy who gave her the Wikipedia article) do you want to tell me something? And who is Christian Chmiel then?
(Schürrle takes the Wikipedia article)
Host: Please, read who you are supposed to be.
Schürrle (reads): He is an e-sports player. He won the Championship in the game Counter Strike five times. Yes, that's definitely not me
Host: Ok, but what's with the 9th January. Is this really your birthday?
Schürrle: Erm, no.
Host: What a shame, that's my birthday. I thought that would be cool. Sh*t.
Host: Well, you probably did not play in the clan "Moussports", right?
Host: OK, let me ask you then: Who are you?
Schürrle: I'm a football player. German national team. Andre Schürrle.
(Gives him her hand)
Host: Hi, nice to meet you, Andre. (laughing)
Schürrle: Nice to meet you, too. (laughing)
Host: Then let's just apply my Call of Duty questions to football.
Host: The actual first questions would be, which rank did you have in the last MLG-Championship, so how were you ranked in your last competitions?
Schürrle: We were runners-up...
Host: in?
Schürrle: In the Bundesliga.
Host: That is pretty good!
Schürrle: Really good. Then we won the Pokal. So we had a pretty good season, that was nice.
Host: And you said that you were in the national team. What did you win lastly there?
(Everybody starts laughing)
Host (to the people behind the camera): Come on, I thought that would be a interview about the game. Do you think I know anything about football?
Schürrle: You don't know?
Host: No, not at all.
Schürrle: I've been told we are going to do an interview about football.
Host: I've been told we are going to talk about Call of Duty...
Schürrle: Wo won the World Cup with the national team.
Host: Oh, right, I think I actually watched that.
Schürrle: You saw that, right?. We won that.
[.....]
Host: Ok, second question, are you rather the "objective" or the "slayer"? OK, let me explain: Objective is the player who take flags and plant bombs. Slayer is the player who is rather in rage-mode and kills everybody.
Schürrle: I'm more of a slayer. Just wandering around planting bombs is not my thing, you have to be in the game.
Host: So, what do you play? So for me, everybody watching probably knows it already.
Schürrle: What I play? Football.
Host: Yes but where. There are positions, right? Analogue to slayer or objective?
Schürrle: Not quite.
Host: But, do you have a favorite position?
Schürrle: Oh, I see, yeah I like to play as a striker. The one who scores the goals. Like the slayer who gets trough the defence and scores the goals.
Host: Ok, last question, I have so many football-ques... (laughing) After that World Cup question I better not ask you more about football.
Host: (To the people behind the camera): Should I ask an easy or complex question? Easy? Ok.
Host: Who do you think are going win the next Championship.
(Schürrle looks confused)
Host: In football.
Schürrle. Oh, in football. Ok. Would be nice if we would win that, but it is difficult.
Host: In what team do you play?
Schürrle: Wolfsburg.
Host: Vfl Wolfsburg?
Schürrle (surprised): Yes, right.
Host: I do know that from the radio.
Schürrle: Yes, it would be nice if we would win, but there are enough other teams who would also like to win.
Host: Now, of course, I hope you win.
Schürrle: Very good, one fan more.
Host: Yes, that was Andre, right?
Schürrle: Yes, not Christian.
Host: F**k you Gunnar. (to Schürrle) Do you want to say goodbye?
Schürrle: Sure, ciao.