#1 More Manchester madness

A day without Manchester United in the transfer window rumour section is not a good day at all. Life would have been really boring for us had they not existed. Anyways, without digressing any further, Manchester United have apparently made a £70 million plus Henrikh Mkhitaryan for Paulo Dybala, claim the Sun.
They also claim that the Argentina star is valued at £86 million by the Old Lady.
Also, according to Manchester Evening News, Mourinho wants a midfielder who can set the tempo in the middle of the park and has identified Napoli’s passing machine, Jorginho, as the man to do that.
The Brazilian has records like making 3343562 passes in one Serie A game and will be one hell of signing for a team willing to play possession football, which is something Mourinho always does.
Oh… wait… damn.