#1 The United madness
Oxygen is necessary for us to survive, Manchester United are necessary for us to live. It is because of them that I can satiate my hunger and it is because of them that this space has a soul.
Gareth Bale deal is apparently on as Jose Mourinho is desperate to land him in January. Apparently, the Portuguese has pressurised Ed Woodward to convince Madrid into selling him.
He scored two goals last night against Celta, so that might add another £10-20 million to his name.
Meanwhile, the Daily Mail claim that Paris-Saint Germain outcast might be given an escape plan after all as Newcastle United are interested in acquiring the services of goalkeeper Kevin Trapp, who is trapped in Paris.
Edited by Amit Mishra