Satire: 5 reasons Manchester United can still win the UEFA Champions League this season

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The loss in the RO16 is but a minor setback on the road to glory

#4 Paul Pogba's pyrotechnics

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Paul Pogba is without a doubt, a football player

Great players are born from great opportunities - not at the first one though. Studies have shown that the chance of this happening is 1 in 52. Luckily for the red devils, Pogba has used up all 51 attempts now and his next game is bound to unleash the greatness within.

If we have learned anything from Adidas advertisements, it is that Pogba is a genius of the highest quality and his dribbles will leave the opposition dumbfounded and also that he can dab - really, really well. Advertisements are contractually obligated to show the truth anyway.

If Pogba manages to replicate even a 100% form that he showed at Juventus, Manchester United can count themselves lucky. He is still young, and by the time he retires, he will have all the experience needed to become the best player in the world.

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