The seven stages of relegation for a Newcastle supporter

2) Denial

Losing to the enemy is painful

Sunderland 3 - 0 Newcastle United (Sunday 25/10/2015)

I don't believe this. There is no way on earth that we should have lost this game. We completely ran the show in the first-half, and that was never a red card offence by Coloccini. I find it difficult to accept that our arch-rivals have now turned us over six times on the bounce.

This didn't happen, and I'm going to cover my ears and hum a tune until things are fixed.

Relegation? Nope; we're far too good to go down.